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Traffic

Driving in traffic is great. You don’t have to worry about speeding or the police pulling you over for a ticket. You just get to drive slowly behind a bunch of cars. It is very safe because the speed is so low, so you can rest assure that you will arrive, eventually. I really like to listen to educational tapes when sitting in traffic. It is like I get a college degree just by sitting in traffic. The amount of knowledge that I have gained from this is too much to tell. They have compact discs on every type of subject. Just this last week I learned all about concrete and how it was first discovered and used. Later to find out how it has advanced into this substance that can hold hundreds of thousands of pounds with ease. The week before that I learned about who invented the laser printer, this is not my favorite subject, but at least I know about it now. The commute to work, in traffic, is about fifty minutes each way. With the rate that I am going, I will be able to go on jeopardy soon and win some serious money. The trick to that is to respond with a question, so many times I have seen people mess up and not respond with a question.